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Mar. 27, 2008 - You Just Gotta Laugh....

Seriously.

While California is trying to decide whether or not a parent really needs to be certified to teach their own children,

there's a teacher in Florida working with other people's children who isn't.

He has a temporary teaching certificate. He's trying to get his permanent certification.

"Machacyk, 49, has dyscalculia, a type of dyslexia that involves numbers. His learning disability puts him at a fifth-grade math level. The state certification test asks questions on a 10th-grade level."

"Machacyk, at one point, lost count of how many times he has taken the state's General Knowledge Math test. (The answer, he later recalled, is five.)

He does know this: He has failed every one of them."

It takes a score of 200 to pass the math test. Machacyk came close once, with a 181. But it might've been a fluke, he said. "I sweated through that and guessed on most of them," he said."

Now, I'm not saying he isn't a fabulous art teacher. He may well be and it sounds like he has quite a fan base. I'm not even saying that I wouldn't let my kids take art from him. And I'm definitely not saying that his disability is laughable because it isn't.

But honestly.... he's teaching children with state approval without meeting all the requirements that California would require of me?

I'm sorry but that just makes me laugh.

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Mar. 27, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Arby
An excellent point!
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Mar. 27, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by jsgay97
And how about all those teachers in Florida who are also having - oh let's say - "inappropriate relationships" with their students? Maybe they should add something about that to the test too.

I agree the whole thing is ridiculous, but it'd be funny to see how many homeschooled high schoolers could pass those tests. Then they could teach themselves! 8)
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Mar. 27, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by kellieann
Me too. (makes me laugh, that is)
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Mar. 28, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Earthling
That *is* funny. And equally disturbing.... :o

and why do art teachers need to know math anyway? My aunt is going back to school to be an art teacher, and she has to take all these higher math...I don't get it.


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Mar. 28, 2008 - State Certification
Posted by MayTheyBeMightyMen
It is pretty interesting how that works. As an English Literature/Secondary Ed major, I was forced to take the higher math as well. Ugh! (Hated it!)

The only reason I can assume the certification test requires all of that is plain and simply: because the schools need it. I can't tell you how many teachers have to teach more than one thing to "survive" the system. Anything fine arts is always in jeopardy here, so the teachers must have something else "viable" that they can teach in order to be safe in their districts. It's really pretty sad.

Note, too, that many states will allow any four year degreed person to substitute in classrooms. After the teacher has been absent for a certain amount of days, they move from substitute pay to full time teacher pay. If long enough, they can finish the year as a teacher. But, wait. . .that didn't say they had to have a four year teaching degree! A substitute teacher only needs any four year degree in many states.

Hmmmmm. . .
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Mar. 28, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by brownie
huh - maybe I could get a job as a substitute teacher..... naw - those kids would drive me nuts.

Didn't someone post awhile ago about a teacher who taught for years but couldn't read? I think he was certified, too.
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Mar. 28, 2008 - You make and excellent point...
Posted by proverbsmomof3
sure makes you wonder who makes the rules. I thought we lived in a democratic country. Somebody better start listen to the majority, huh? What a world!
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Mar. 28, 2008 - MAYBE if we paid Teacher UNION DUES!!!
Posted by stackeyha
Can I just say, "GGRRRRRRR"!!!!

By the by the x-rays are up.
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Apr. 1, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by blessedwith2angels
I am a little confused about the idea of "temporary teaching certificates." I mean, when I got my first certificate it was for five years and I had to take a state mandated test. Then, every five years to update, I must take two college courses. Where do they find these people? I don't want this person teaching my kids!
BTW, you know I am jealous of you living in South Georgia where annuals are perenials. : )
Pam
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