It's late.
Or is that early?
Either way, I should be in bed but I'm not.
Instead, I've been taking mind-numbing, lengthy tests online.
Don't ask me why.
Really.
'Cause the short answer is that I just don't know.
And the long answer?
That one I don't know, either.
And those answers fit the question of why I'm up
and why I'm taking these tests.
But the results have me rolling with laughter.
Quietly, of course.
So does that make me "Abe Rider"?
But I really don't like the way either of these stories ended....
