This is for your kids.
I'm sure Arby's boys will appreciate them!
You may want to skip these if you have a Grinch heart.
But as I regress to my 2nd?, 3rd?, 4th? childhood, I have to admit that I was extremely amused.
And still chuckling....
Some have been around forever. Some are new to me,
You could count it as Language Arts. Yeah! That's it!
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
A: Unique Up On It
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
A: Tame Way
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
A: They Take The Psycho Path
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
A: Polaroids
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A: A Stick
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses
What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
A: Quattro Sink
What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
A: Spoiled Milk
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
A: Frostbite
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A: A Nervous Wreck
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
A: Anyone Can Roast Beef
Where Do You Finda Dog With No Legs?
A. Aright Where You Left Him
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
A: Because They Have Big Fingers
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
A: Because It Scares The Dog
I have to admit that this one took me a minute....
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
A: Sanka
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
A: Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A: A Bad Golfer Goes: Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes: Dang! Whack.
How Area Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
A: Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
A: Dam!
I left this one at the bottom in case you're not ok with it....
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.J
Thank you toNona for e-mailing me these.... | 
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