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Oct. 7, 2008 - Chug-Chug-Chug
Posted in Skool

Typical homeschool conversations-

(or: “How A Train of Thought is Derailed“)

Computer time for me! Woo Hoo!
The 19-yr old is holed-up studying for her Biology Lab test tomorrow.
The 12-yr old is working on Writing.

Silence.
Blessed silence.

12-yr old: Mom? What's next?
*shakes head to clear "mindless" and transition to "mature"*
Me: You're done? Ok. Go ahead and read the next chapter in The History of Medicine.
Back to silence.

12-yr old: Mom? Were firearms around in the 1800's?
Me: Yes. That was during the Old West.
(She's seen all the John Wayne movies. That's a distinctive time period for us....)
12-yr old: When were firearms invented?
Me: I don't know the exact time. They've been around for awhile, though.
12-yr old: When did the Medieveal time period end?
Me: I don't know exactly. Why?
12-yr old:
Did they have firearms then?
Me:
*sigh* I don’t know. Ask your Dad. He knows all that.
12-yr old: Can you Google it?
Me: Ok, just a second.....

*while I'm Googling*

12-yr old: Mom?
Me: Yes?
12-yr old: Can humans get rabies?
Me: Yes. But I don’t know if they get the “foam at the mouth” type where they bite people.
12-yr old: But that’s what I’m talking about.
Me: *sigh* Let me Google it.

12-yr old: Mom?
Me: Hold on! I’m already Googling two questions.

Me: Are you listening?

“The symptoms of rabies in humans include irritability, headache, pain, itching or a twitching at the infection site, and fever. As the disease progresses, muscle spasms in the throat and respiratory tract affect breathing, and the sufferer may have difficulty swallowing, the combination of which can produce the trademark “foaming at the mouth”. Further symptoms of rabies as it progresses are hallucinations, convulsions, seizures, paralysis, and eventually death. ” http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-symptoms-of-rabies-in-humans.htm

 

“Wild animals most commonly found to carry rabies in the United States are raccoons, followed by bats, skunks, and foxes. An estimated 85% of animal rabies cases in the US are attributed to wildlife. In domestic animals and livestock, cats are the most commonly infected animals, though dogs tend to be responsible for more bites. However, bats are responsible for well over half of the cases of rabies transmitted to humans in the US.” http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-symptoms-of-rabies-in-humans.htm

 

“The fire-lance had developed into the gun by the 1100s, the date of the earliest known depiction of a gun, a sculpture from a cave in Sichuan. The earliest Islamic documentation of the gun is from the work of the 13th century scientist Hasan al-Rammah. The earliest European documentation of the gun is Walter de Milemete's De Nobilitatibus, Sapientiis, et Prudentiis Regum from 1326. Gunpowder arrived in India by the mid-1300s, but could have been introduced by the Mongols perhaps as early as the mid-1200s.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearms

 

Now where was I?

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Oct. 7, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Arby
My train of thought frequently departs the station without me on board. That train wreck? That's mytrain, sans engineer!
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Oct. 8, 2008 - I know what you are talking about....
Posted by short
I am sometimes amazed that I can have so many tabs open at one time!?! How many google tabs can be open all at once on one screen??? I'm off to find out.... but that is not at all what I set out to do this morning!!!
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Oct. 8, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by mkpierce
I google 3 or 4 times a week for my 8-year-old. WHAT will my train wreck look like in a few years?!
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Oct. 8, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by mkpierce
I google 3 or 4 times a week for my 8-year-old. WHAT will my train wreck look like in a few years?!
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Oct. 8, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by mansemamma
ROFL!!!! Ok, let me catch my breath. Odd how sometimes we can think we're the only ones that happens to.
Jennifer
PS I've had to get the rabies shots because of a rabid bat. It was NOT fun. (We didn't foam at the mouth, but when a rabid bat's in your room while you're asleep it doesn't pay to take chances.)
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Oct. 10, 2008 - ROTFL!
Posted by Prodoceo
That sounded SOOO familiar! Sometimes it makes sense to me when my non-homeschooling friends say, "I couldn't stand being home with my kids all the time."

I don't need them to be gone all day everyday...just leave me alone occasionally!!
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Oct. 12, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by kellieann
It completely scares and saddens me that I relate 100% to this post. =(
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Oct. 13, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Anonymous
lol... that's all I have to say about that...

jess
we2r1preston.blogspot.com
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Oct. 16, 2008 - OH NO!!!!! I HAVE RABIES!!!!!!!!
Posted by WaitingontheLord
“The symptoms of rabies in humans include irritability, headache, pain. As the disease progresses, muscle spasms in the throat (IS THAT WHY I YELL?) and respiratory tract affect breathing, and the sufferer may have difficulty swallowing, the combination of which can produce the trademark “foaming at the mouth”.
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Oct. 17, 2008 - Can I just say...
Posted by stackeyha
AMEN!

Mine aren't that scholarly with their questions yet...more like, "Have you seen my doll?" "MOM, LOOK AT THIS!" "MOM, Monkey Face said that boogers are good"...whatever. Same result.
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Oct. 21, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Anonymous
Oh- this is too funny- probably because it seems you could be telling of moments from our home. My oldest son is smart and soaks things up but get fixated on certain topics. He especially asks questions about toxins and worries if this or that would hurt along with spiders,snakes, etc. then it moves slightly to a closely related topic but he finds the best questions. I find my self Googling so much within a day (this year). I guess since my oldest is in middle school and my son is so inquisitive, I rely on Google (esp. Wikipedia). I often say though (esp if questions arise when we are out of the house) "Let's ask that question to dad- he'll know about that.
So.. your post was too funny! I am thankful for Google! :) (It helps a mom like me look a little smarter to her kids! I'll take all the help I can get!)
:) LOL
SchoolinRhome
Have a super-great week!
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Nov. 2, 2008 - Hilarious!
Posted by Anonymous
Did you visit us this week? :)

Jen
http://www.afjen.blogspot.com/
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Mar. 4, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Posted by AndrewR
Very funny! That happens lots at our house.

Very nice header picture.


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