This morning at breakfast Keianna (almost 3) announced that she wants a real lion. Her daddy and I tried to explain that this could be dangerous:

Ken: "What if the lion eats Mommy?"

Keianna (very matter of factly): "We have to buy a new mommy."

Me:"What if the lion eats Kendra?"

Keianna: "Then we have to buy a new Kendra"

Me: "And if the lion ate Daddy?"

Keianna: "We have to buy a new Daddy."

Ken: "What if the lion eats Keianna; Do we buy a new ‘Anna?"

Keianna (laughing and tossing her head) declared, "Nooooooo! God only made ONE ‘Anna!"

Ken: "What if the lion ate Keegan?"

Keianna, shrugging: "We have to buy a new Keegan."