Aug. 29, 2005
Soap
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This is my second ever "blog" in as many
days. Is that OK. I'm not really up on "blog"
etiquette. How many times is a guy supposed to blog per
week? Is a guy even supposed to blog in the first place? It's like this; I had this surgery thing back in May and have been off work since then. I'm SUPPOSED to go back this Thursday (Sept.1st) but I think I'm going to call the chief and ask if we can just keep our current arrangments. I mean...They keep paying me and I keep staying home and the're getting by just fine w/o me....everyone's happy...if it aint broke....don't fix it!!! Ya know! My wife....she's Dalyn.....she's a goat chick!! I really don't want to get into it here, but check out her "blog"(still can't get used to that word) http://homeschoolblogger.com/Dalyn/. So, she made this "goat milk soap". It's soap....made from goat milk. Go figure. It's made with lye that has to sit for a while before use. I despise instructions. The're useless. Just take the instructions on the back of a book of matches as an example. Or intimidating...like the warning on a dryer that says "misuse of this item may result in serious injury or death." Are you kidding me....that can happen?? Well, I won't do laundry any more. I think my wife is the bravest woman in the world. Anyway, I used the soap before I was supposed to....I just wanted to be supportive of my wife ...you know....like when you eat lasagna with spinach in it because she made it. Well, I get out of the shower and my face has this extreme burning sensation. I'm thinking to myself "boy, that soap really gets down deep to the pores!!!" I mean, I'm really impressed....... right up to the point the pain became unbearable. Yea, so I've got like second degree burns that I'm sure will require skin grafts.........probably using grafts from a goats posterior no doubt, "because that really would be healthier you know." Well, other than not showering for 5 days because I'm SCARED my face might sluff off, I'm fine. Thanks for your concern. Warning....I think she's sending soap out as Christmas presents. Just smile and say thank you and leave it at that....K!! Well, gotta go....goats need a milkin!!! |
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Posted by Sep. 24, 2005 - Y'all are killin' me.......
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