Sep. 28, 2005
Gone Huntin.....again
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I leave for Wyoming tomorrorow for
probably about a week. About 3 days to get through the state, 1
day hunting and another 3 days to get back through the state. I
might stop in Salt Lake because there is a new Cabela's store
there. I guess they don't serve coffee so I won't stay too
long. Anyway, I read my wife's posts and she has all this good
stuff to say about me. First of all don't believe it. I
don't think I'm that great. Second, even if I were she would
still deserve better because she's that great her dang self. My
wife is truly the proverbs 31 woman. She is a perfect wife,
mother, freind, cook, teacher, homekeeper, barn keeper, goat
milker, driver.???never mind that one. She's extremely
intelligent and she's pretty too!!! She even lets me think I'm
right when I'm wrong. (now for the record, this doesn't happen
that often......me being wrong and all, but there was that one time and
she never said a word) She's overall nothing less than God's best mate
for me. Come to think of it, when I was in High School for those
7 years (just kidding)I used to imagine my wife to be. I pictured
this riduclously perfect woman that no-one could ever live up to.
What I actually got far surpassed my wildest dreams. So I wanted
to post this post before I left so I could kind of commincate with her
while I was gone. So I will now have a one way conversation with
her. Getting some things off my chest. "Honey, if on the way to Wyoming I got lost and asked for directions, but no-one was around to see me do it, would I actually be asking for help?" "Can I take Tommy Pickles with me......He could fetch bullets. I promise he'll have fun." "We can't wear matching shirts because everyone will laugh." "NO!! I will not play the "I love you more than you love me" game in front of the guys when I call." (but just between you and me......I do love you the most!! HA!! Got ya!! You can't say it back...I win!!! I win!!) "Now honestly, tell me, now that I'm gone and the toilet seat is down all the time, is there really that big of a difference??" "Promise me you'll watch the Seahawks for me when I'm gone." "Do you think Holmgren will use Alexander more out of the back field in passing situations this week?" "I could still play football you know. No, really, I could..really.....stop laughing at me." "If work calls, tell them you don't speak English and hang up quickly." "Promise me you'll be mean to that chicken killing mut (AKA Pickles) of yours for me." "Pleae don't throw away all my cloths from the 80's this time."(those bell-bottoms still woulda fit, I was just retaining water that one day and their poised to make a come back any time.) "Absolutely not....the mut CANNOT sleep in our bed with you when I'm gone!!!!" "Of course I'll drive the speed limit." "Yes dear, I'll shoot a grown up deer this year." "Don't throw away my old work boots....I like that smell." "I don't care what you say, guys should not wear pink under any circumstance." "DO NOT let Tori put the boys in dresses this time." "Kiss the goats for me." "Kiss and hug my beautiful children three times a day from me to them." "Don't forget to be mean to the mut." "Thank you for being my wife. Love You!!" "Love you Tori Jo." "Love you Tator Bugg." "Love you Bennie Boo." "Don't forget to be mean to the mut!!!!! |
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Sep. 30, 2005 - OOoohh La La...
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Posted by Oct. 2, 2005 - Untitled Comment
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Posted by Nov. 5, 2005 - thanks for the laugh
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