Oct. 12, 2005
I'm in trouble
My wife has mentioned, I see, that we are
going to sell our minivan and MY 96 F350 crew cab powerstroke (2 wheel
drive I'm emabrrassed to say) so we can have a more practical and
economical consolidation of vehicles. One 4x4 99 F350 crew cab
powerstroke that can fit all the kids AND groceries and will not slide
off the road in our winters, we can haul hay and our traveling rotilla
of petting zoo rejects and my wife looks HOT in. I have been
relegated to my little green Kia Rio. Oh well. She's a hick
now and I think it's gone to her head, because this moring I was caught
in an infidelity of sorts. I was a little hungry this morning so
I ate some toast with ALMOND butter. I apparently used white
bread...WHOOOOPEEE......and my wife walked in and I was busted.
Why is she always trying to keep the white bread down???
Anyway, she threatened me with no Kefir this morning..LOOK OUT!!!
Oh the consequences of culinary facsism gone mad. What's
wrong with white bread???? She claims it has something to do
with messing up your colin. Who cares!!!! Like a colin is
the most flattering thing anyway. How bad could it be. I
grew up on Wonder WHITE bread mustard sandwiches and I am fine.
If everyone stopped eating white bread, think of all the farmers that
would loose of their white wheat crops. This is maddness.
If white bread is so bad how come it taste so good?? No one ever
asks the tough questions. Well, I ask em. I wont back down.
I EAT WHITE BREAD AND AM PROUD OF IT!!!!! Just TRY and
stop me. You can't. Well I gottta go now and take my
punishment like a man.
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Oct. 12, 2005 - First of all...
 Posted by Dalyn
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First of all BUDDY- colon is spelled just like that. Not" colin". That's somebody's name!
White bread no longer has any nutrition. It's processed to the max-empty calories. You'd think a guy as vain as you (always flexing those big muscles and all...) would be more concerned about nutrition!
Thanks for saying I look "hot" driving my new truck. That was sweet, and since you are being so complimentary, and the Bible says the excellent wife "does him good and not evil all the days of her life", I will make some kefir for you. AND make some detox tea!
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Oct. 13, 2005 - Untitled Comment
 Posted by JenIG
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like, I'm totally sorry to bust in on your Whitebread / Kefir/ Two Cylinder Colon party, but I just wanted to zip in to tell you -- actually, i totally forgot. You lost me somewhere around the Colin Powell section and now I'm going to have to retrace my steps to get out of this nightmare.
PS Dalyn... you keep it up, girlfriend. Don't let that man eat no whitebread.
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Oct. 13, 2005 - Untitled Comment
 Posted by Douglas
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Not you too Jen. Where's the love? Down with Whitie??? I see how it is. Have an ITCHY day!!!!!!!!
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Oct. 16, 2005 - Untitled Comment
Posted by JenIG |
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I've come to call a truce. Power to the People, Cracker-man. I've decided and can't have my sister AND my disco brother sided up against me.
PS tell dalyn to blog. stop making her work so much; give that woman some down time, bruthuh.
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Oct. 16, 2005 - Oh Ya!
Posted by Dalyn |
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Thanks Jen! You tell him!
I blogged today, by the way! ('cause he wasn't home
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Oct. 17, 2005 - Truce, what's the catch???
Posted by Douglas |
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Cracker man will accept your truce, but only because your web pranks were slightly better than Gena's and I want to be on the winning side. However, I have no control over my wife's blogging or lack thereof and therefore cannot be held responsible for any lax or hyper blogging activities she chooses to perform.
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Oct. 27, 2005 - Untitled Comment
Posted by JenIG |
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like I'm totally ready for you to post a new entry. Stop all that hunting nonsense and get back to what is really important. Entertaining the HSB crowd.
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