Nov. 4, 2005
I think it may be safe
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Well I think we know who won that first
round. Just for the record, I haven't worn pink since a 1986
highschool portrait. And only then because Miami Vice invented
and made popular the tragedy of men in pastels. Neither do I
suggest even the notion of man/pink associations of ANY kind.
Further more, I am confident I will be found completely innocent of any
purposeful act or actions, intentional or otherwise relating me to the
color known as pink. I was set up from the beginning. "Oh
Doug, you should blog, there are lots of guys who do it." "no honey,
people won't think your strange for blogging." "C'mon Doug, just try
it, everyone's doing it....you'll be as cool as the rest of us."
'No, Doug, you don't have to say anything meaningful, just be your own
shallow self." Then......POW, out of nowhere comes this pink
uppercut....totally unprovoked, totally PINK. That's just
mean man. This reminds me of the whole toothbrush/toilet bowl
incident. Sufice to say I haven't been the same since. But
that's ok, I'll get the last laugh. It may be directed at me
instead of directly from me....but I'll get it. You'll see...
you'll all
see..(mad scientist laugh for 7 straight uninterrupted
minutes) I'm inviting my MOTHER to spend the week with
us!!!! (more mad scientist laugh with spuradic snorts). Then I'm
inviting HER mother!!!!!!! (sober realization with stoic expression)
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