So I throw a pair of my pants on the bed and tell Dalyn to put them on.  She responds by stating that they don't fit.  I say.."that's right, and don't forget it."  So now my ear hurts and she hasn't stopped laughing since.  No, not really.  None of that actually happened.  We have fun with each other, but I hope you all understand we have the utmost respect, admiration and love for each other. 

                    So, I am attempting to quit chewing tobacco for all the obvious reasons.  The most pressing being that I consider it sin.  Isn't that just great.  Once something gets that title, it's all over.  It becomes serious business.  Plus, I kind of enjoy hanging out with my family and would like to do everything I can to make that last.  Yes, things will happen according to God's will, however, you can't live life foolishly, and then when you get cancer write it off to God's will.  So anywho, I picked the wrong day to quit.  Driving to work, I get about 45 minutes into my drive and learn the mountain pass I travel from Eastern Washington to Western Washington over has closed due to rock slides....only the east bound lanes though. ( the direction I travel goint TO work.)  So I turn around and think "Sick Leave.....last day of elk with Tay."  But no, this wouldn't be right.  I continue down South to the next pass.  This pass is completely iced over and I am thinking I definatley picked the wrong day to quit.  So I console myself by saying that the East bound lanes of the first pass are open at least....I can get home alright.  But of course, somebody somewhere knows I'm quiting and WHAM, the East bound lanes close due to rock slides.  So, going home will be another adventure in the Carmen Kia.  Well.....straight to the store for nicorette gum.  If any youngsters are reading this....substances that do not glorify the Temple of God's Holy Spirit have no place sharing space with said Spirit.  Alcohol, nicotine, white bread apparently or whatever.  It is NOT cool, it is NOT wise it is NOT glorifying to our Lord.  If you have been crucified with Christ, then you have no reason to be addicted to anything because dead people don't have addictions.  Just cruise by your local cemetary and ask them.  It's a gross thing and can do a lot of harm to you and those who love you.  Alrighty then......I'm off to bang my head against a brick wall. 

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Posted by Dalyn

I'm sorry you are suffering punkin'. What a rotten day! I am glad your pants don't fit me by the way. That would mean I am fat.
Well, if we survive the coyotes here, and you survive the snowy trip home, we can all have a group hug and comfort one another. I love ya! Tori is sick, and the coyotes are howling like mad, and they sound close!

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Posted by Douglas

No honey, I'm not having a bad day. It actually has to make you laugh. Positive seeds dear. Cup is always half full. Love ya

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Posted by Tami

I was actually reading your blog over the week-end as well. I am glad to see the homeschool dads blogging here.

Have a blessed day! Tami

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Posted by TOSPUBLISHER

Dying laughing......dial up. You nut head.

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Posted by JenIG

golly, chewing tabacco is a sin? I guess maybe I should think about giving it up. Maybe that's what is making me sprout facial hair.

a;lksdjflksajflaks;fja; i am crackin' my own self up a;lsjdflksajfa;lfkjal;

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Posted by Douglas

Naw Jen.....don't give it up....aint notin mur churmin than a dame whoin puts a littil pich tween the ol cheek and gum from time ta time. As far as the facial hair thing goes....there are some things a woman ought to just keep to herself. Or, you could state it as; there are some things about women guys just aren't wantin to know. That's why no man EVER goes into the bathroom during that two hours of "gettin ready for the day" time when a woman monopolizes the bathroom. What's going on in there??? Don't know, don't want to neither. As far as advice goes........try a quad blade, that's right, I said quad blade with a little fresh whipped shaving cream........Dalyn can make that too you know?!

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Posted by JenIG

it is TO a goat.

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