KING OF QUEEN OF QUITE A LOT
Feb. 24, 2006
Party Time

    Dalyn has been sent away....to Texas.  Her Grandmother passed away last week after a very brave and tough fight with various ailments.  We prayed for her Salvation and I for one feel a sincere peace about it. Nonetheless, please keep Dalyn and her family in your prayers. 
    So, I am home alone with the kids.  This is pretty fun.  Who woulda known Taco Bell and Tilimock Chocolate Peanut Butter Ice Cream could sustain you so long.  Oh, by the way, lets say hypothetically, that someone took some deer steaks out to thaw, leaving them on the counter.  Lets also say that that same someone decided to pick up Taco Bell and forgot about the steaks until the next morning.  What would happen if that person put them in the fridge and then cooked them up the next night???  Do you think you could get sick from em??  Hypothetically of course.  Anyone know how to get horse poop out of the carpet?  Why I,m asking, would a shower curtain be better served being washed in the dishwasher are the washing machine.  Same question except instead of shower curtain, mini schnauezer??  Oh, speaking of the dog, how do I get Mrs. Clairol Golden Brunette to wash out of dog fur??  I did find out that you cannot cook toast in a microwave, but that you can use a coffe pot to make hot chocolate,....just not with marshmellows. Vinagar has a lot of cleaning uses, but not so much as a laundry detergent or as toothpaste.  Horses will eat peanut butter sandwiches and enjoy it.  We've also discovered why chichen fighting is banned in most states.  They can actually hold thier own with a smaller sized dog fairly well though.  Well, I guess I better start calling around for house cleaning services because Dalyn comes home tomorrow, so I better get going.

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Feb. 24, 2006 - That's a lot of questions....

Posted by tn3jcarter


Tell your hypothetical friend to NOT eat the deer meat. Unless Dalyn has more goat medicine to spare.

Hope you can get a good cleaning service or ummmm just get new carpet before she gets home... or better yet, hard wood floors. There ya go! Brownie points! Sounds like you might need some.


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Feb. 26, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by mamaduso


Thats funny!
Susan


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Feb. 26, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Kristal


Sorry to hear of your wife's lose!

LOL GREAT post!! hmm I hope you get the answer to all those Hypothectial questions!!


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Feb. 28, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Dalyn


Your spelling is atrocious. I am making an appointment for my dog to get his done by a professional, btw.


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Mar. 7, 2006 - horse poop in the carpet?

Posted by Minnesota


Is it best not to ask why the horse was in the house? Some things are better left unexplained!


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Apr. 5, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by jayfromcleveland


Doug, every guy who ever had an apartment before the wife and kids knows that pizza can remain on the coffee table at room temperature FOREVER and still be edible. I personally think that Lysol and other disinfectants should be sold in the "female products" aisle since only women buy that stuff, and every guy knows that life goes on whether or not you kill every last germ.


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