Once in a land of magic there dwelt an old sorcerer who desired a dragon to keep him

company. But dragons were expensive in those days so the old sorcerer (by the name of

Wynn) decided to go on a quest to capture a dragon and bring it to his home in the

mountains.

He packed his belongings and a case of Pepsi and set off, humming the hit song 'I Was Made

To Loaf'. He hadn't gone far, when he came to a deep, deep, trench, streching as far as he

could see to the left and right.

So Wynn opened his limited edition copy of “Simple Spells for the Stupefied Sorcerer” to

page 142 and read the directions that were written there. He heeded them and after gulping

down three cans of Pepsi (sugar was the one thing that calmed his nerves), belching twice and

chanting a few magic words, Wynn felt himself flying over the trench -- well, halfway over.

After he fell he sat there for a minute, dazed and trying to figure out how he was going to get

out. Wynn stood up and decided he should walk around the trench to look for a way out, so

he began to walk and hum "Meant To Eat". So on he walked till he felt something tug at his

pant leg; looking down he saw a huge dwarf. He was so surprised he screamed.   The dwarf,

apparently startled by hearing Wynn scream, looked very shocked, then horrifed as he gazed

behind Wynn and slowly crumpled to the ground in a dead faint.

Wynn whirled around and saw, to his amazement, an large green dragon who looked very,

very, bored. She sighed, warming Wynn considerably with the heat of her breath.

"I hope," she said, "that you didn't let him touch your hand, or your face, or your neck, or any

other part of your body that is currently unclothed?"

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I found the 'ancestor' statement in the second Harry Potter book. Ah, sorry, I have to go. Bye!

~Dragontongue