In my last entry, mom and dad suffered a tree in the house. Well, they were still there, but the tree is gone, and they fixed up the house.

In this story, they are clearing away part of their property. More importantly, the porch. At the time, the porch was rotten, and they wanted to get rid of it to build in a new one.

My dad went underneath it and my mom took the top. That was a mistake.

There were tons of arachnids and six-legged creepy-crawlies that housed in the wood of the porch, and the wood was tough to get out, so my dad took a sledgehammer and went to work. At first, everything went fine, until my dad used the sledgehammer. As I said before, the wood housed the insects, but it was dark, and my dad couldn't see what was there; so when he hit the boards with his hammer, where did the insects go? All over my mom. She was on top, remember? She was all peaceful, until she found a centipide in her hair and a spider in her shorts. She was up and out of there in half-a-second with my dad on the ground laughing his head off.

After half an hour of getting the bugs off mom, dad took mom inside to chill down on the sofa. For another hour, she itched all over.

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Did you laugh?

Dominique

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