Jul. 24, 2008
Silly frog jokes and riddles to share with your kids
These were given to us at an event we attended awhile ago. It was fun to read them to my kids ... thought you might like to, also.
Q: What happens if a frog parks in a bus stop?
A: He gets toad away!
Q: Why are frogs always happy?
A: Because they eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What happens when two frogs catch the same fly?
A: They get tongue-tied!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a frog?
A: A ham-phibian!
Q: What kind of frog do you find on a farm?
A: A bull frog!
Q: What kind of frog lives in a tree house?
A: A tree frog!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: Ribbits!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a potato?
A: A potatoad!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a toaster?
A: A Toadster!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?
A: A hopsicle!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a pigeon?
A: A pigeon toed toad!
Oh, goodie! Tiredmom added more frog jokes in the comments!! So read the comments for more corny frog jokes to share with your kids.
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April
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
What's green green green green green?
a frog rolling down a hill
Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage?
A croaking device!
Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !
How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.