Feb. 1, 2006 - Poem That Was Not Written by Me
Please enter my mom's contest. The deadline is tomorrow.
This is very funny poem!
It was written by Shel Silverstein, not me.
Sick
"I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measeles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash, and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more-that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue-
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke-
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tounge is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is--What?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is...Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
Comments
Feb. 4, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Futurewriterandvet
You have been tagged!!!!!!! Please answer these questions and put them on your blog…you may find your questions at tHe LiFe oF a SpY - Homeschoolblogger.com or if you don’t want to go ALL THE WAY TO MY BLOH (lol) you may answer the questions below.
Poll
What are your five all time favorite animals?
Her it goes….Horses& Dogs (tied), Cats, ….squirrels OR turtles (take your pick), and my newfound favorite…monkeys.
Do you have any animals?
Yes four dogs and a horse.
If so do they come when you call them?
Yes. Except when their ignoring me (mostly Pete is the only one who does that lol)
What are your five all time favorite singers?
Ummm…Billy Joel, Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne.
What kind of music do you listen to?
I appreciate all music.
Do you listen mostly to CD’s or the radio.
The radio. because I have no CD’s lol. Actually I do listen to my sisters CD’s a lot….so they probably tie.
Put a * beside your five most favorite things to do.
Crochet.
Run.*
Rock and or Mountain climb.*
All things animals.*
Watch T.V.
Read.*
Draw and or paint.
Write.*
Surf the web. (I do this all the time because I’m addicted…but I likethe other things better so I can’t mark this one lol).
Ride your bike, or skate board, or roller blades, or scooter…or something WAY cooler…Your MOTERCYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Which do you like better…sunshine or rain?
AAAAAAA! BRAIN FUSE! AAA! I reall,really,really like both. I can’t decide. But I will say I like them both better than a cold, or cloudy day!
Did you like this poll, dislike it, hate it, or think it was stupid? (lol I hate when people put these questions one polls I feel like I have to lie…but I want to know what you think).
Well since I created it…of course I think it was THE most awesome thing on earth!
Feb. 5, 2006 - sorry it took me so long to write you back:{
Posted by kindnessandtruth2
Hey wow thats cool that we have seven things in commen. Oh im sorry it took me so long to write you back every time i tryed to get on your website and write you back the screen would turn white well bye:}
Blessings,
Bekah
Feb. 6, 2006 - tagged
Posted by texanchick
tag your it. go to my blog
Feb. 7, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by daughterofEve
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar. 14, 2006 - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! ( snicker) (snicker)!!!!
Posted by Kekoa
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmm.....I think i have heard that one before. Oh now I remember. I heard it from you!!
love your brother ( snicker) ( snicker) (snicker)!!!!
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