Ellooooooo!!!
 My name is uMBRELLA bOY. 
how u doin ;D I am in fact.... a walking umbrella..
*cough* my duty is to protect old ladies on the streets.
I keep them dry from the rain. and when bad guys come
to steal my lady's purse, i poke their eyes out. no need
to escort my lady accross the cross walk. i just open up
 and grab her shirt collar and then we soar over the
cars. I am very kind to my old ladies. I let them deco-
rate me with flowers. I carry their groceries. not much
of an exciting heroic thing.... but hey..... the ladies love me!
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