It be tuesday, September 19, and it be the fair mornin of talk like a pirate day, it be! I be your host, Captain Iron John Cash, and now we be discussing the grand like talk like a pirate day! Go to wonderful sites like piratequiz.com to find your new pirate name! I be going out to the library now.... Cast off the Black Pearl! Avast!

Go find your nearest parroty friend and give him a hug!

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!