Nov. 5, 2005 - Sharing the Excitement!!!

I just wanted everyone to have the chance to share in my exuberance when I learned that my feet had hit the jackpot!!!  This picture was captured moments after the passage below was revealed to mankind.  It was truly inspiring.

Oct. 31, 2005 - How it all began!!! (this is from the 2005 FJV, not the 1611 KJV)

1. In the beginning (of this story), God created Freddy and his feet.
2. And all feet were without form, and ugly, and darkness was upon the face of everyone who looked at them.  And the Spirit of God moved upon the feet of Freddy
3. And God said, Let Freddy's feet be perfect: and they were perfect.
4. And God saw Freddy's feet, that they were good: and God divided Freddy's feet from the other feet.
5. And God called Freddy's feet Perfect, and everyone else's feet he called Narly.  And  Freddy's beautiful feet were the first of all feet.
6. And God said, let a jackpot be in the midst of the feet, and let it seperate the feet from the feet.
7. And God made the jackpot, and divided the feet which were far uglier than Freddy's feet from Freddy's feet: and it was so.
8. And God called Freddy's feet Heaven.  And Freddy was the Jackpot on the second day.

Anyway, I am memorizing these verses right now.  This is the story of how it all began... how I got my name. 

Next time I will tell of how myself and my feet were deceived and treated treacherously by Brandy in the Garden at Evening.