Nov. 23, 2005
Redneck Thanksgiving
OK, Nancy wants me to tell you that all of these aren't true for us, but just between you and me.... I can relate to some of these.
Redneck Thanksgiving
You Might Be A Redneck If:
You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
You've ever re-used a paper plate.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
Your secret family recipe is illegal.
You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
Happy Thanksgiving from the Funny Farm!
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Nov. 24, 2005 - Untitled Comment
 Posted by Candace
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Tony,
I knew I could come here for a laugh! Being from the hills, I can also relate to a few of these, but I'll never admit that in public. Thanks for the funnies.
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Nov. 25, 2005 - Happy Thanksgiving
 Posted by Juliestew
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Well, we completed the Turkey day, which we celebrated today, with a Worthy Family Campfire. It was a great day with great food. Thanks for calling Tripp tonight. He loves hearing from you and we talk about how much we miss those inpromptu talks in KY in the Worthy kitchen. All our pets made it through Thanksgiving, thankfully. Little Kitty did have a big scratch on his ear tonight though come to think of it. We made a bridge across the creek today and got a lot of testosterone rushes by chopping wood today and falling a few trees too.
Gobble Gobble,
Julie
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Nov. 26, 2005 - I can relate to several of them
 Posted by ByHisGraceInColorado
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ALTHOUGH I am not admitting which ones!!!
Hey btw, you are the grand prize winner in the redneck babyname contest. Don't tell Jen I called it that, please!!! But you will have to split the prize with somebody named Nancy C. Okey Dokey?
Nancy B.
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Dec. 31, 2005 - Funny
Posted by HappyHomeSchoolMom |
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Oh, you're funny. I had to laugh at the re-used paper plate thing. My mom, on occasion, had done that. But she would DIE if she thought that made her a redneck. LOL
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