The Funny Farm
Dec. 1, 2005
Help Margaret....I've been tagged!

Well my good friend Jules tagged me today with the "List of Sevens" so I thought I'd give this a shot... here goes.  (My apologies to my DW ahead of time).

 

7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die

 

1.  Lose weight.

2.  Take my DW to Hawaii.

3.  Wear speedos! (orange ones)

4.  Own a tractor.

5.  Retire to our farm to grow old with my DW.

6.  Take my Grandkids hunting.

7.  Score the winning touchdown in the National Championship for THE VOLS!

 

7 Things I Cannot Do

 

1.  Be a bully to someone.

2.  Stand and watch someone being mistreated.

3.  Wear speedos! 

4.  Swim.. (stop laughing, it's not funny).

5.  Wear horizontal stripes.

6.  Type a blog without looking at the letters.

7.  Vote Democrat!

 

7 Things That Attracted Me To My Wife

 

1.  Her beautiful smile.

2.  Her big hair.

3.  Her laugh.

4.  Her faith.

5.  Her bluer than blue eyes.

6.  Her meek, quiet, innocent personality.

7.  Mostly it was her car!!!! (a red 1985 Chevy Sprint)

 

7 Things I Say Most Often

 

1.  Joe, Jake, and Jon!

2.  Excuse me...(my compliments to the chef).

3.  Just do what your asked to do and there won't be any problems.

4.  If you dont have time to do it right the first time, when are you going to have time to do it over?

5.  I Love You.

6.  No... I DONT want a DIET COKE with that!!

7.  GO VOLS!

 

7 Books I Love

 

1.  The Bible.

2.  Wild at Heart.

3.  The Greatest Salesman on Earth - by Og Mandino

4.  The Self Sufficient Life

5.  Victory Over the Darkness

6.  Let Freedom Ring- by Sean Hannity

7.  Who Moved My Cheese.

 

7 Movies I'd Watch Over and Over...

 

1.  National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

2.  Braveheart.

3.  Kingdom of Heaven.

4.  Tommy Boy

5.  Remember the Titans.

6.  Field of Dreams

7.  Gods and Generals.

 

7 People I Want to Join In

 

1.  My DW Nancy.

2.  Joel King

3.  B. E. Worthy :)

4.  ?

5.  ?

6.  ?

7.  ?

 

OK.  So I got tired by the last question.  I'll do better on the next one.

 

Take Care, God Bless, and GO VOLS!  - Tony


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Dec. 2, 2005 - enjoyed it

Posted by DoBul


Tony -- you almost lost me on the orange speedo...otherwise what a great insight into your heart. I'm thankful God has blessed me with a friend like you.


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Dec. 2, 2005 - You go Ton

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You go and call my husband out! I've been trying to get him to blog for a couple weeks now. Maybe one of those famous tony emails would help. Hey, do you know the deal with that little number we have to enter at the bottom of the page now??

Edited by Juliestew on Dec. 2, 2005 at 9:25 AM


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Dec. 2, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by jayfromcleveland


FYI -- your blog is mentioned in this post


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Dec. 3, 2005 - I answered the questions

Posted by tn3jcarter


You'll have to go over to my blog to read them. Now isn't that a NOVEL concept. YOU reading MY blog.

Thanks for getting our water lines fixed.
I love you,
Me


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Dec. 6, 2005 - Thanks

Posted by JoelKing


Thanks for tagging me... It was fun...

Oh, you may want to check my list out.... YOU got slammed.


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Dec. 10, 2005 - she beat me to it!

Posted by ByHisGraceInColorado


I was just coming over here to tag you. I HATE it when that happens. LOL
http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/ByHisGraceInColorado/54296/


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Dec. 21, 2005 - I am just catching up.

Posted by Boltbabe


I learned a lot reading this. I LOVE your quote "If you don't have time to do it right the first time, when are you going to find time to do it over?" Also, we are kindred Tommy Boy spirits. I don't know how i missed putting that I am list. We wore the library's copy out! I kid you not. The last time we returned it, it had been watched for the very last time. My oldest son was thinking of putting in a request slip at the library to purchase the movie. LOL! I actually ahve a category on my blog titled, Holy Shnikeys! OK, I gotta stop, I am chuckling thinking about the gas stations scene when Dave Spade comes out opens the door and it falls off... Chris Farley's delivery is AWESOME! Wha'd ya do?!
Thanks for posting!


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Nov. 15, 2006 - Geo Metro!

Posted by Brad


I stumbled across your page while googling Thanksgiving funnies. Loved the blog about the Metro... then I read more and discovered the list mentioning your wife's Chevy Sprint... which is the same car! Older, but the same Suzuki build car. No wonder you like yours. I had a Sprint back in '85 or '85 and loved it, great mileage, never broke down and was surprisingly great in the snow! Because I have a bit of a twisted sense of humor (and because people here kept trying to run me over in the little car) I squeezed a small set of air horns and coke can-sized compressor under the hood.... you should try it, it is big fun in many ways!

Anyway, as a (former) husband and father of 3, I really enjoyed your site. Have a great Thanksgiving!

Brad
Amarillo, TX


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