The Funny Farm
Dec. 13, 2005
Help the Mall Kids....please!

 

Hello to all of my blogging friends.  I haven't written in a while and thought I should put something on here to let you all know that I'm still alive and kicking.

The following post was sent to me in an email from a friend of ours and I thought needed to be shared with the world.  We can really relate to this at our malls around here.  Kudos to whoever wrote this.  It's still making me chuckle.

 

Take Care, God Bless, and GO VOLS!

 

 

Concerned Grandmothers Unite:

We just spent several hours observing teenagers hanging out at our local mall. We came to the conclusion many teenagers in America today are living in poverty. Most young men We observed didn't even own a  belt; there was not one among the whole group. But that wasn't the sad part.

 

Many were wearing their daddy's jeans.  Some jeans were so big and baggy they hung low on their hips, exposing  their underwear. I know some must have been ashamed their daddy was short, because his jeans hardly went below their knees. They weren't  even their daddies' good jeans, for most had holes ripped in the knees and a dirty look to them.
    

It grieved us, in a modern, affluent society like America, there are those who can't afford a decent pair of jeans. I was thinking about asking my church to start a jeans drive for "poor kids at the mall." Then on Christmas Eve, we could go Christmas caroling and distribute jeans to these poor teenagers.

But here is the saddest part...it was the girls they were hanging out with that disturbed us most. Never, in all of our lives, have we seen such poverty-stricken girls. These girls had the opposite problem of the guys. They all had to wear their little sister's clothes. Their jeans were about 5 sizes too small! I don't know how they could get them on,  let alone button them up. Their jeans barely went over their hipbones. 
     

Most also had on their little sister's top; it hardly covered their midsections. Oh, they were trying to hold their heads up with pride, but it was a sad sight to see these almost grown women wearing children's clothes. However, it was their underwear that bothered us most. They, like the boys, because of the improper fitting of their clothes, they had their underwear exposed. We had never seen anything like it. It looked  like their underwear was only held together by a single piece of string.

We know it saddens your heart to receive this report on condition of  our American teenagers. While we go to bed every night with a closets full of clothes nearby, there are millions of "mall girls" who barely have enough material to keep it together. We think their "poorness" is why these 2 groups gather at the mall; boys with their short daddies' ripped jeans, and girls wearing their younger sisters' clothes. The mall 
is one place where they can find acceptance.

So, next time you are at the mall, doing your shopping, and you pass by some of these poor teenagers, would you say a prayer for them?

*Will you pray the guys' pants won't fall down, and the girls' strings won't break?

 


We thank you all,
Two Concerned Grandmothers


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Dec. 14, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by sagerats


You still have malls? Some parts of the country have done away with those to keep these poor teens from loitering. No matter, these poor teens aren't just hanging out at the malls anymore. Around here they stand around in the snow and cover themselves up with their arms and shopping bags. I know it's because they're really embarrassed and not cold. At least their eating. You can see that because it all hangs out.

Toodles!


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Dec. 15, 2005 - To my favorite blogger

Posted by tn3jcarter


I love your blog and think it's really funny. Thanks for giving me boys that won't wear saggy britches!
I love you,
Nancy


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Dec. 16, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Your Loving Son


I PROMISE you will never catch me wearing baggy pants. Besides every time i walk out the door I am asked do you have a belt on.

JOE


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Dec. 17, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by drewsfamilytx


You are a brave man to go to the MALL this close to Christmas! Sounds like y'all had a great time though. :-)

Merry CHRISTmas!
Marsha


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Dec. 21, 2005 - I just pasted this ian email

Posted by Boltbabe


This IS the funniest thing I have read in a while. What a funny perspective!


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