Saw this tag going around...thought I would do it...even if I wasn't tagged...just cause I'm cool like that. x]

Nine odd things about me:

1. I can't go into Ulta and not come out with lip gloss. Which means I'm addicted to buying lip gloss.

2. I'm addicted to buying and writing in notebooks.

3. I hate the smell of wet grass.

4. I've read almost every M. E. Kerr book except for Is that you, Miss Blue? and 2 of the Fell books.

5. I STILL haven't seen Return of the King.

6. When my sister gets Amber Brown or Junie B. Jones books from the library...I read them.

7. I don't like dirt.

8. I'm scared of bugs. well..not just scared...like I live in fear of bugs. it's not just a ooo scary bug kinda thing. it's a OMGOSH THERE IS A BUG RIGHT THERE kinda thing.

9. I am totally in love with Grissom from C.S.I. and I think that Catherine and Warrick should fall in love and get married. but first Warrick would have to divorce his wife. yeah know I thought they were going to but then he was talking to her and it was all good? oh and don't say anything about last night...haven't watched it yet. :)

ok. anyways don't know if I did that right....anyways me and my fantabulous neighbors went to Wal-Mart and Ulta last night. now...there's this list of stuff to do in Wal-mart...don't worry I'm going to put it here...but I'll have you know we did some stuff...like we took shoes and put them in the men's section..then I grabbed some REDSKINS visors and we put them in the lady's section...oh and we played football with a ball of yarn in the shoe section....we're going to do the soccer one next time. :) oh yeah and we wondered through the whole store yelling, "mom!!" (well she did) and I yelled her mom's name..it was really funny cause people would stare at us while we were like, "What?"

Things To Do in Wal-Mart
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in.
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.''
* Play with the automatic doors.
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic!''
* Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas.
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134)
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ''Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Take bets on the battle described above.
* Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect...)
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.'
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
* Set up a ''Valet Parking'' sign in front of the store.
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
* ''Re-alphabetize'' the CDs in Electronics.
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
* Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
* Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
* Test the fishing rods and see what you can ''catch'' from the other aisles.
* Hold indoor shopping cart races.
* Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ''Do you have any Shnerples here?''
* Ride a display bicycle through the store -- claim you're taking it for a ''test drive.''
* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
When someone announces something over the loud speaker, curl up on the floor and say, "No! It's those voices again!