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Aug. 30, 2009
The Ever-Trekking Adventures of Gooblav The Alien—Part 2
Continued from last part... So, if you haven't read that part yet, you probably better go do that—else there shall be numerous confusion—trust me................... Why are you bothering to read this? Oh, right, you could be someone who has already read the last part, or otherwise..... So I suppose I should start the story, huh? Right... Well, here we go! ....
"That was sort of a weird intro." stated Phil, as their spaceship began to burn in the Earth's Atmosphere.
"What Intro?" asked Gooblav.
"That intro, see? Up there, near the words?" replied Phil.
"I don't see anything, what words?" asked Gooblav.
"The... Oh, never-mind."
"Anyhow," began Gooblav, "You better start the Heat-shields for the descent."
"The what?"
"We're going down."
"Oh, right."
"So go push the button!"
commanded Gooblav.
"Wait! Then again, maybe I should press the button this time?"
"Nah, no need," explained Phil, "I was trained for circumstances like this."
"Errr. Alright." said Gooblav, nervously.
So Phil waddled-over to the controls and confidently and boldly pushed the button that seemed promising.
*THUMP!*
"What was that?" asked Gooblav, nervously.
"Don't worry!" said Phil, carelessly, "I know exactly what... Uh..."
"Well, what is it?" asked Gooblav.
"Errr. What are those?" asked Phil, pointing out the view-screen.
"Nooooooo!!!!"
"What is it, Gooblav? Is something wrong?"
"The... the..." Stuttered Gooblav.
"Well there's no sense in yelling about-it." explained Phil.
"THOSE WERE OUR EMERGENCY PARSNIPS!" shouted Gooblav.
"I told you there was no point in yelling about-it." said Phil, rubbing his ears.
While the two aliens were yelling at each-other and pressing buttons, they had completely forgotten that the Heat-shields were still not activated, so their ship was...
"Oh no!", shouted Gooblav, "I completely forgot!"
"What?" asked Phil.
"We still don't have our Heat-shields up and ready! This time, I'll press the button."
"How do you know that our Heat-shields our off?" asked Phil.
"Weren't you paying-attention? The Narrator just told me so!"
No I didn't, I was talking to the audience.
"Well, anyhow, the Heat-shield is off—see? That foreboding-looking flashing button?"
So Gooblav turned-on the Heat-shield, and they soon safely crash-landed somewhere in the middle of a forest.
*A few hours later*
"Well... That was exciting." said Gooblav.
"I think we should probably get a look-around." said Phil.
"What good would that do?" asked Gooblav.
"Well, we won't be able to find any Parsnips here—so I think I'm going to go outside; I could use some fresh-air, anyway."
That triggered Gooblav's mind.
"Wait! Don't go yet! The air might not be breathable! I have some air-tanks here—I don't want to take any chances."
But Phil was not paying-attention—he had gone outside and was breathing in several different ways.
When he was done, he said, "Seems fine to me."
Soon, both Phil and Gooblav were out exploring the world.
"I wonder where the Parsnips are." said Phil.
"I think it would be a lot easier if we knew where we were." said Gooblav.
*Short Silence*
Why are you guys looking at me?
"We're waiting for you to Monolog and tell-us where we are!" said Gooblav.
Sorry, I can't do that—it's against the rules.
"Aw! Come-on!" said Gooblav.
"Yeah! We wouldn't tell any other Narrators—would we, *Elbows Gooblav*, Ahem! Gooblav?"
"Yeah, we wouldn't tell anybody."
Oh, alright, since you put it that way.
*Low Whisper* You guys are in Central Park, New York City.
"Oh, I see." said Gooblav.
"Why are we still whispering?" asked Phil.
"Because he didn't say that we stopped whispering." Said Gooblav, looking intently at the Narrator.
Oh, sorry.
*They stopped whispering*
"That's much better." said Gooblav.
Later, as they were waddling-along, Gooblav and Phil happened to come-upon a strange creature.
"WAHHHH!!!!" screamed the creature, as it passed-out.
"WAHHH!!!" screamed Gooblav and Phil, who were startled by all this.
Gooblav, now getting a hold of himself, said, "Oh! Phil! Look!"
Phil, who was still screaming, said, "WAHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"PHIL!"
"What?"
"I..."
"WAHHH!!!!"
"Would you cut-it-out?!"
"Oh, sorry." apologized Phil.
"Anyway, I was saying..." began Gooblav.
"Say! What's that?" interrupted Phil, who's curiosity was returning.
"That's what I've been trying to show you!" said Gooblav.
"But what is it?" asked Phil.
"It is a Human Being, and she is just as scared of us as we are of them."
"Oh, I see. Should we take-it as a specimen?"
"Why certainly NOT!", said Gooblav, "This is an Intergalactic Wildlife Reserve! We could get arrested!!!!!"
"Oh, sorry, I forgot." said Phil.
"That's okay, 'cause I get to Monolog for people who forgot."
TO BE CONTINUED...
-Isaac Aaron Buckley
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