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Dec. 4, 2007

Laws of Combat

Just wanted to send a prayer out for those guys/gals fighting for us over this Christmas Season.:

Murphy's Laws of Combat

1. You are not Superman

2. If it's stupid but works, IT ISN"T STUPID!

3. When in doubt, empty your magazine

4. If your attack is going really well, it's an AMBUSH!

5. All 5 second Grenade fuzes will explode in 3 Seconds!

6. Friendly fire, ISN"T!

7. If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU

8. Try to look unimprotant, because the enemy may be low on ammo!

9.  The enemy diversion you are ignoring, is the MAIN attack!

10. Simple things are always the hardest!

11. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

12. Tracers work both ways

13. In Chaos there is profit

14. in Extreme chaos, there is EXTREME PROFIT

15. It is easier to receive forgiveness than permission.

16. Success forgives all sins!

17. When accused, admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations!!!

18. THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

GROG!!!

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Dec. 6, 2007 - Haha!

Posted by doublefang
That was a great list

Thanks!

Adios!
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