okay i am going to do a joke every time i write so it will probubly be a blonde joke... dont be affended cuz i'm blonde. and the ones i retain most are the ones that may apply to me or that i have heard a lot~!!!
There was a blond on oppisite sides of a creek and one says to the other,"Hey! How do you get to the other side of the river?" the other blonde says,"Well DUH!!! YOUR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!"
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (that was painful)
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking(ummm yeah! Lots of times)
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (oh gowsh I do that alot!)
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your pocket and in ur one hand(oh my goodness! Someone has watched me my whole life and made a tag about it! I do that ALL the time! Or I look for my glasses and they are on me head! That is really funny)
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull(haha! YES!
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push(lol)
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion (no that's stoopid)
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (Oh yeah!
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (hasn't everyone?! Someone REALLY made this tag after me! everyone laughs at me for that)
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (and hotdogs and almost anything else I put in a microwave! lol)
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (haha)
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (in public too!)
17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (on gosh..that stings!)
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (talk about embaressing)
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21.. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on( and lots of other things :-D)
22.. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (fallen out of, off of, onto.....you name it!)
23. [x] Have run into a closed door (all the time!)
24. [] Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. [] Searched for your phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [x ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31.. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it(this is really creepy!)
32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside(no..I don't wear white.......It's like a dirt magnet for me!)
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I walked up and hugged some weird guy because I thought he was my dad.......the sun was in my eyes)
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (lol)
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes on accident (socks shoes earings.....you name it, I've done it!l lol!
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (!)
42.. [}Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small(lol yeah)
44.. [x] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it ( )
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. [X] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on accident when your drink was right next to it (YEAH..................)
47. [X] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up I'm so totally graceful
48. [X] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x]Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. []Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. [X] Have done enough stupid things to make a test (I have though about making a tag like this! lol)
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x]Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (YES!!!)
56. [] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (a what?)
57. [x]Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day (for some reason I can't help but get up really early on Saturdays....it makes me SICK!
58. [X]Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (totally!)
59. [X] Talked to yourself when you thought no one was around(or charaters)
60. [X] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie (Yeah....something will remind me of something else.....it's really funny)
61. [ ] done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa (I don't do either of those songs...I HATE them)
62. [X] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [X] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [X] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [X] Did more work than you had to on an a
asignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [X] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [X] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. [x] popped a balloon in your mouth
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