So, I was practicing teaching my writing seminar sessions that I plan to give this spring at conventions.  A few really good friends had come for the afternoon to listen to me stumble through my new material.  (They were both kind and helpful!  Many others will be the beneficieries!)

As I went along, I came to the part where I was trying to explain topic sentences and how you grade paragraphs.  I was telling how younger writers often get off topic, and how this is a flaw in their writing that needs correction. 

"For instance," I said, with absolutely no forethought, "Say you want your youngster to write a paragraph entitled 'Doggies.'"  And with that, here's what came out of my mouth:

Doggies

     "Doggies are often called "Man's Best Friend."  This is because they are loyal.  They can be taught to retrieve sticks.  They will keep you company at night.  You should always care for your doggie if you want him to be your friend.  Doggies eat dog food, which you can get at your food store.  Last week, Mommy and I went to the food store and saw Mrs. Parsons there.  Mrs. Parsons told me that she was excited about starting my piano lessons next week..."

My point was made, and we all enjoyed a good giggle.  Isn't that JUST how your kids' paragraphs sound(ed)?  I just love homeschooling.  Our kids are so earnest, so cute, and so dear.  May you have moments like this today (and the grace to laugh at them) as you press on in the service of the King.  Bless us, Lord, every one!