Why did the outlaw hold up air-conditioned banks?

To get cold cash

What is a shot gun?

A worn out rifle

What do you call a baby rifle?

A son of a gun

Why did to outlaw shoot the clock?

He was just killing time

Why did the banana run from the outlaw?

Because it was yellow

What kind of candy would a doomed prisoner want to have before he was hung?

A lifesaver

Why did the sheriff arrest the cook?

For beating the eggs and whipping the cream

What did the outlaw give his wife for her birthday?

A stole

What do you get when a robot is in reverse?

A lot of back-talk

What did the executioner do on Christmas?

Slaying

Why do the surgeons wear masks during operations?

So if they make a mistake no one will know who they are

The Little Giant Book of Riddles, Joseph Rosenbloom, Sterling Publishing, New York