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Okay, well, nothing exiting happend today exept we got a huge thunder storm, and it's really boring here right now. Sam |
Hi! Well, for a new flash, my dad cut like 1 inch of skin off his thumb. DANG!! I have to do school. |
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Hello blogger's. Once again i am bored. Right now i am chatting with Learnmylingo and Mydogfoxy, on Learnmylingo's blog. I'm leaving now, see ya.
P.S. PLEASE COMMENT!!!!!
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Great news everyone! My sister Fashionbug got a blog! Check it out! P.S. She's crazy about fashion! Sam |
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Hey, wusup. First of all, to all the mothers on Hsb, HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!!!
Sam |
S'up! I just felt like writing a entry. So how are my fellow blogger's? Right now i am at a library, on there com. I have to go becuse i am chating with Ospry and tylerscrashsite, so SE YA! |
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Today is going to be another joke day! A blonde, brunette and redhead were standing in front of a magic mirror, and if they told a lie, they would be sucked into the mirror. The redhead went first, and she said " I think i am the most beautiful female in the world!" And got sucked into the mirror. Next was the brunette, and she said " I think i am the smartest female in the world!" And she got sucked into the mirror. And last, but not least, it was the blonde's turn and she said " I think..." And she got sucked into the mirror. Next joke. There was a blonde, who was taking helocopter lesson's, and she was starting to fly by herself, so she took of and 5 minutes later she came back down, And she said she was cold so she put on another coat and took of and 1 minute later, there was a big CRASH! The insturucter came running out as the blonde crawled out of the helo, and the insturucter asked her what happened, and the blonde said " I was still cold, so i turned of the big fan. " Now i am going to tell some small jokes. A blonde was so stupid, she thought Genral mills was in the army. That is all i have for now so farwell!
Sam.
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On this entry, I'm going to tag IceFire. 1. What is your favorite color? 2. Do you have any pets? 3. Do you have any siblings? 4. What's in your closet? 5. What's your favorite food? 6. Which do you like better, your mom or your dad? 7. Are you fashion crazy? 8. Would you rather be a singer, an athlete, or a poker player? 9. What computer games do you like? 10. Who's your favorite actor/actress? 11. Four people you are going to tag. |
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Well, i'm back! I don't have much to say but as soon as i find a date to the hsb prom, i'l put a pic of the car i will be driving. |
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Well, i'm back! I don't have much to say but as soon as i find a date to the hsb prom, i'l put a pic of the car i will be driving. |
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Wassup peeps? So far, only a few things have popped to mind. Let's see... in April I'm leaving to go to Florida and I'm going to go deep sea fishing with my father, my grandfather, and my brother. Last year, I caught a shark. Not a big one, I guess you could call it a baby one. I'm going to have my birthday there, and I'm going to have carrot cake. Going to be my 12th birthday. And before we leave, I'm going to have a blueberrry cheesecake birthday cake here at my house. Tonight the pro ice hockey team from Texas, the Dallas Stars, beat the Detroit Red Wings in a shoot out. Now I cannot think of anything else, so I'm going to tell a few blonde jokes until something else pops to mind. How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. Or put spikes on her shoulder pads and ask her a question. A blonde was so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. That's all I have for now. Bye. |
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Hello, and welcome back to Sam's blog. I think today is going to be joke day. So here are a few blonde jokes that I know. There was a blonde & her boyfriend, riding in their car out in the middle of the desert. And their car blew up into bits. The boyfriend said, "Let's go find the nearest town." He grabbed a water bottle and started walking. The blonde picked up a car door and started walking with him. He asked her why she was bringing the car door, and she said, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets hot." There was a blonde, brunette, and redhead running from the cops. They jumped up into trees to hide. A policeman walked under the redhead's tree and the redhead said, "Tweet, tweet." So he walked under the brunette's tree, and she said, "Meow, meow." And he walked under the blonde's tree, and she said, "Moo." There was a blonde, brunette, and readhead that were going to be executed by a firing squad. The redhead was the first, and when they were about to execute her, she said, "Tornado!" They all turned and she got away. Then it was the brunette's turn, and she said, "Hurricaine!" They all turned, and she got away. Then it was the blonde's turn, and she said, "Fire!" There was a blonde, brunette, and redhead who were escaping from jail. They came up to a tall wall and the blonde said, "We have to be very quiet." So the redhead went up over the wall and didn't make a sound. Then the brunette went up over the wall and didn't make a sound. Once the blonde got over the wall, she yelled, "YES, WE DID IT!" I'll do some more jokes tomorrow. But for now, goodbye. |
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Hello, and welcome to Sam's blog! We are joined today by Tom Cruise! So, Tom, tell us what have you done lately? Tom: My mom finally let me go to Disneyworld! Sam: Okay, i heard you are writing a song, could you tell us how it go's? Tom: I'm, to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy that it Hurts! That's all i have for now. Sam: Right, we will be right back after this. ( commercials ) We are back, and now we are here with Leonardo Dicaprio! ( cheering ) Leo: Thank you! Sam: So, Leo, what is it like to be a actor? Leo: You know, i don't really know. Probably the best thing is alot of people MIGHT think you'r hot! ( cheering ) Sam: Yes, all of the woman where cheering. I'm so sorry but that is all the time we have for today, bye America!!!! ( cheering ) |
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Hello my bloging fans!! |
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My sister is such a spoiled brat!! And, she's a JERK!!!! I just can't stand her!! My mom treat's her like, like she's the Queen of England!!! It make's me SOOOOOOO MAD!!!! And then, it's like i don't even exist!!! And then, she can like, do what ever she want's!! Well, i had better get of for the Queen. |
My newest dream was, we lived on the beach, and, has anyone seen Lost? Well, there are some characters in it, and there name's are, Kate, Jack, Sawer, and Charlie, and we where all in my sisters room and my friend Sawer, came up in his HUGE fishing boat, and he jumped in the water, and it was so deep right off the beach, it went up to his stomach!!! And my sisters room was, when you walked through there door, they had a HUGE balcony right over the water!!! And then we all jumped of my sisters balcony into the water. And then Charlie said he felt somthing in the sand, and then i got back up to the balcony, and i went downstairs and when i went back upstairs, has everybody seen Pirates of the caribbean 2, dead man's chest? Well if so, do you remember the Kraken? Well, when i went back upstairs, the Krakens tentacles had grabbed everybody!! So i ran downstairs to my dad and told him what was going on, and i ran back upstairs and when i opened there door, one of my sisers ( Emma ) was hanging over the Kraken's mouth!!!!!!!!!! And then right as she fell into it's mouth, i woke up. It was pretty scary let me tell you!! |
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Well, i can't think of anything to write, Actully, i think i am going to get of so...... bye! |
     ............. Sorry, i just felt like doing that. Oh ya, to iluvhorses, first of all, how has the horse riding been going? Second of all, have you heard about that new hockey stick, the One 50? Well, i have one! But to all of you blogers out there, just to give you an update on what's been going on, our black lab ( Ellie ) just had surgery on her left leg, just about 1 or 2 weeks ago. It was really sad..... But the good news is that she is beginning to heal!!!! But what they did was, her thigh bone broke right in half! And the Veternarian put a rod in her thigh about 10 or 12 inches!! But, like i said, it's beginning to heal. And that is all i have to write about, so good bye! P.S. Leave me lot's of comments! |
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Hello everyone!! How is everyone? I hope you are doing well. I am sorry, but, my brother has to get on. So..... G,BYE!!!! |