Apr. 20, 2009 - News from a land far far away!
Hey!
I got this forward and thought I would share it with you guys.
It's perty funny!
> >>>>> HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was
> >>>>> going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light
> >>>>> on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom
> >>>>> window..
> >>>>> George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that
> >>>>> there were people in the shed stealing things.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
> >>>>> He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
> >>>>> stealing from me.
> >>>>> Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should
> >>>>> lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is
> >>>>> available."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then
> >>>>> he phoned the police again.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
> >>>>> people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry
> >>>>> about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter,
> >>>>> two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the
> >>>>> Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
> >>>>> One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that
> >>>>> you'd shot them!"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> (True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people
> >
Anyway...talk to you later.
God Bless!
~Sheilla Kiwi
~Written Words~
Apr. 22, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Written by 1AspiringLilly
OH MY GOODNESS!! That is SOOOOOOOO funny! Is it really true? Haha!
God Bless You!
Lilly
Apr. 27, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Written by Spitfires
That is hilarious! Is is really a true story? How did you hear of it?
It's a wonder no toddler has tried to get their mum's attention that way-
"Mummy, I just hit Joey on the head..."
Josh
Apr. 27, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Written by Spitfires
That is hilarious! Is is really a true story? How did you hear of it?
It's a wonder no toddler has tried to get their mum's attention that way-
"Mummy, I just hit Joey on the head..."
Josh
Apr. 28, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Written by RoseRed
I'm fine, but it's really hot over here right now!
How are you?
Apr. 29, 2009 - Season..
Written by RoseRed
My favorite season is spring. I love all the flowers and seeing the first butterflies and chipmunks. But I don't like the rain so much. Rain is only fun in summer when I can actually go and run in it.
-Rosie
May. 3, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Written by RoseRed
I've just been reading a lot and going outside, nothing special.
May. 4, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Written by RoseRed
That's a really hard question...
Well, I like the Chronicles of Narnia, the Inkheart books, and Little Women the best.
May. 14, 2009 - <em>Untitled Comment</em>
Written by RoseRed
Yeah, I don't force it on anyone, just myself.
Yes, the Inkheart books are good. I really like the fairies and the other magical creatures. I like a lot of Cornelia Funke's books.
Edited by RoseRed on May. 14, 2009 at 3:05 PM
May. 21, 2009 - hi
Written by Anthony van der Zwaag
hi I like your blog can you please put me on your friends list thanks.
Your brother in Christ,
Anthony van der Zwaag.
May. 23, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Written by 1AspiringLilly
Hey! Are you still blogging?
God Bless You!
Lilly
Jun. 16, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Written by Scaryman
hehe I like it!
XD
ScaryBlueGoldfish
