CANDIES ARE YUMMY

Candies are yummy

Now wouldn't it be funny

If all we had to eat

Were little round lollies

and tollies and sweet tarts,

not meat parts

Strawberries and strappleberries

flavors of gum

and jolly ranchers not salad and ranch

It would be funny

except for your tummy

and if you did try again

you would never get used to apples again.

by Jaccipig