David Cook CAN teach an old dog new tricks.
David Cook is smarter then a 5th grader.
For David Cook, there is no wrong side of the bed.
David Cook is everywhere, and no where. Sometimes at the same time.
David Cook stole the cookies from the cookie jar. (Don’t worry, he put them back.)
David Cook’s never used an eraser in his lifetime. He’s never had to.
Anything you can do, David Cook can do better.
David Cook is the only person in the world who can look good in orange clothes.
David Cook once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
The ghostbusters call David Cook.
David Cook eats nails for breakfast. Without any milk!
David Cook knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
David Cook didn’t invent chicken, just the chicken sandwich
David Cook wants the truth. He can handle the truth.
David Cook saw the sign. It opened up his eyes. It was all very dramatic.
David Cook was once bitten by a cobra; sadly the cobra did not survive.
David Cook would walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
David Cook’s car is the Millennium Falcon.
E = David Cook
If you rearrange the letters in David Cook you get Vida Doc Ko. Think about it for a minute.
Like a good neighbor, David Cook is there.
No one has ever dared declare thumb war on David Cook.
Pedro wears a “Vote For David Cook” shirt.
The New York Times Crossword Puzzle Dictionary defines David Cook as “a 9-letter synonym for ‘awesome’.”
Two David Cooks do make a “right”.
Washington DC. I think you can guess what the DC stands for.
When life gives David lemons, he makes a five-course meal.
You wouldn’t want to make David Cook angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
You’d have to eat ten jars of jalapenos to get the amount of hotness that’s in just one David Cook.
David Cook is thinking Arby's.
David was originally going to play Han Solo, but he made George Lucas too nervous.
David Cook can believe it's not butter.
David Cook actually destroyed the Ring.
David Cook not only can do the moonwalk, he invented it.
David Cook is hot. Enough said.
David Cook is the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Sorry if you thought they were lame. I thought they where amazing...
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