The other day our two older children and I were talking about when they were going to have the Right Hand of Fellowship at church to welcome them as new members.

Ds5 says, "Mama, what does Right Hand of Fellowship mean?" and I said, "Well, since J and E have completed all the requirements to become members of the church, the church recognizes that by having the congregation come up after service and welcome them by shaking their hand. Then the pastor will present J and E with a certificate."

Ds5's eyes got huge and he said, "A certificate!!!??? To where, Hobby Lobby!?" Ha! Ha! He was all set to become a member himself!