My Son Coco (short for Francisco the Fourth) thinks that EVERYTHING that is long and thin is a baseball bat.  He literally uses pencils, sticks, brooms...anything to swing with like a bat.  He is two right now, but at one, he could hit a wiffle ball with a wiffle bat.  He is amazing.  Here in this picture, he had a paint stick, and his Dad was throwing him a bouncy ball, and he was actually making contact with the thing.  Can anyone say "major league"?