Vacation. What is the meaning of it? Let me explain:

V = Very much over budget.

A = Attack of the horse fly!

C = Connection = internet/cell phone = fat chance!!!!

A = Automatically forking over $50 at Chuck E. Cheese because there is nothing else to do in the rain.

T = Thunder and lightning and more rain then you've normally seen in a year!

I = Idiodically sucking in your gut while at the beach, in the vain and hopeless attempt that everyone will think you are one of the hundreds of sexy teens, instead of just a has-been.

O = Oh, no...not a leak in the trailer!!!

N = New and interesting bugs that in normal circumstances might become a science experiment, but when you are living in the trailer simply mean you are out a $1.00 per bug because you must bribe the kids to kill them.

So, now you know what "vacation" means. And what are YOUR summer plans?!?