Mid-afternoon conversation between me and Gameboy (6):

Gameboy:   "Horsegirl has Ritz Bits peanut butter crackers!  I want some!"

Me:  "You already had some peanut butter crackers with real peanut butter that I made for you!"

Gameboy:  "Yes, but she also had some strawberries earlier.  So pathetically speaking, she had 2 snacks and I only had one."

Me:  "As you know, life isn't fair.  You are not getting another snack.  And by the way, it's 'hypo-thetically speaking.  But a nice try, all the same."