Conversation at todays soccer game:

Dad, "Jim, buddy I could really use you in a goalie today. Think you could play it for me today?"

Jim, "Sorry Dad, I just gotta run and score a goal."

Dad sporting a confused look, "Okay."

And score he did.  First goal of the game.  Then he was tossed back in at goalie and blocked all their  breakaways. He brought tears to our eyes!  Jim rocks!

BTW I still despise my laptop and its poorly designed cord.