I need a  retractable bosom. 

I'm ready to leave for church,

 I stop to check my hair in the mirror and

My eyes zero in on a long wet streak

down the front of my dress...

Coffee!

My friend calls, "Are you about ready to leave?"

"Yeah, heading towards the door -- see you in five."

As I graba my keys my gaze drops

past my chin to the shelf below

where evidence of my colorful breakfast clings to my tee...

How manay times in a day,   in a week,

does gravaity win its duel with my mouth

[when my foot isn't in it ?   ]

Ah, maybe a retractable is not the answer...

I see One who has none,

on that tummy bulging  farther down, 

decorations of catsup, 

 or chocolate ice cream shows its grimy grunge

when worn instead of eaten. 

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Posted by CarpeBanana

My Miss Language cannot eat tomato sauce when she is wearing a light top, or INVARIABLY she decorates the top. :)

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Posted by LadyPoet33

I can relate.

Have you ever noticed that when you are pregnant, your belly becomes a magnet for anything that will stick to you and ruin your clothes. lol

It's been years for me, but I never forget that.

It's nice to see you on here again.

LadyPoet33

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Posted by LadyPoet33

I may need a retractable bosom as well. lol I've lost a lot of weight, but still seem to be a bit large in that area. lol

LadyPoet33

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