Attack of the Tomato Killer

8:35 PM - Sep. 8, 2006 - Add to the Wildness

How am I today, you politely ask?

Hm, let's see. I have bean leaves plastered to my front as if glued there. With crackle paste. Because the leaves then crumpled into my shirt and became the latest applique.

I have tomatoes all over my kitchen in various states of disassembly. Defiantly intact; boiled, cracked skin; pulverized mush; splattered remains. It's all there like a gory tomato serial murder. I have 4 gallons of green beans looking lonely in a corner. Who knows what'll happen to them once the tomatoes have been put in the freezer, where all good serial killers put their victims.

My vicious kitchen tasks under way, I am planning to hereby disappear into the Canadian wilderness (which is where all good Canadian serial killers go for awhile after committing their crimes -- or else Vancouver) until the start of October. At that point, things will have cooled off sufficiently for me to resurface.

See y'all then.

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Ha! We were just in that state with pears! They were everywhere! Just when I thought I had it all cleaned up some remain would resurface like a nightmare! I'd join you in the Canadian wilderness, but I think my children would follow me.

OH, ever heard or read Baxter Blacks poem about killing veggies? It's a hoot!

Abiding in the Vine!

sagerats - 7:55 PM - Sep. 12, 2006

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AnonymousGirl - 8:09 PM - Sep. 23, 2006

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Sorry...

I was just making sure my signature worked! BookFreak was sure I could delete it...



(Well, it works!)

AnonymousGirl - 8:12 PM - Sep. 23, 2006

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RE:RE: Signature

Ahhhh, sadly I have no idea how to make them. For Striker made mine for me, then emailed me the codes.

AnonymousGirl - 10:01 PM - Sep. 28, 2006

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