Last night we were TPd! And whoever did it wrote all over our van: "Peace 2 all" and "We are happy:)" and "Shag Wagon" and they also put smilies and hearts all over it too. And then on the front door they wrote: "Good morning!" and put again "Peace 2 all" and on the windows they wrote "Peace" and peace signs. And a few of the trees had smiles and weird stuff. And then infront of our house on the road they wrote: "Stop, Look ->" and "We Love Jesus" with little hearts and peace signs sprinkled around it. And on our mailbox they wrote: "Mail." And of course the trees look like white puff balls with white ribbons dangling down. My dad said that last night he heard Boo (our dog), barking but Boo barks at even when a pinecone drops so my Mom and Dad paid no mind. Until when they were over they honked their horn and drove off. Then Dad thought he would go take a look and opened the outside door to a white yard. And when my Dad wnt jogging this morning for excersise he noted that we were the only people on the entire street who got TPd! Augh, tht drives me dickons! But I know that if I ever find out who did it I'm going to TP them and write on their car: "Now we're even! Ha ha ha ha!" with shaving cream. So this is just a warning if your the one that did it, I'm witing here for you, and I'm ready!

With all due respect,

LemonySnicket