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Jan. 19, 2008
Zoo Owners Part of Plot to Kill Humans?
I think that the people that own and run a certain Zoo are out to get us. I mean, come on, they import these dangerous animals (like lions, tigers, polar bears, etc) and then put them in an area next to people from which they are separated only by a thin woven wire fence. Oh yeah, sounds real innocent.
And consider this
If that doesn't just reek of a conspiracy to get rid of humans, I don't know what does! Yikes! Reintroducing WOLVES to the wild??? That's like when they brought Fishers back to CT! (Those Fishers are scary! They've been known to chase bears away!)
Of course, the zoo makes sure that the wolves look harmless and cute. (Probably keeping them sedated for most of the time.) (Aw, don't you just want to bring him home and cuddle up with him?)
Of course, since they (the zoo people) think that people evolved from monkeys, they don't have a very high opinion of our intelligence. So they put up signs like this... Please feed animals?! Their hope is that people will go into the wolf cage with a treat in their hand and then get made into a dinner themselves.
Thankfully, most people are smart enough not to feed the wolves. (In fact, these seem like they've got somewhere to go in a hurry.) Of course, just because they're not tempted by the wolves, doesn't mean that they escape from the other part of the evil plan...
Tiger rides? Oh yeah, great idea, very intelligent, most entertaining, perfectly safe... 
Sadly, it's only after they have been placed on or near the tiger that they realize the error of their ways.
Thankfully, at least one person was smart enough to run away and hide while pretending to be one of the more harmless looking animals. She escaped, and was later able to save the rest of her group through an amazing show of talent and bravery. After whisking her friends away, she jumped on the back of the pursuing tiger and changed his direction by complex pokes and prods.
After getting the tiger intent on visiting the cafeteria, she calmly climbed off of his back.
And so the day was saved, but what will happen to the next band of foolish animal lovers?
Let's band together and get Zoos banned from the land!
In case you were unaware, this post is a joke and is not serious in any way shape or form. The signs posted on here were at the Beardsley Zoo in CT.
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Jan. 19, 2008 - Untitled Comment
It's so funny how the pictures go right along
with it! :)