"Am I walking so close to God that people want to walk in my shadow"

Dog's and Cat's

9:19 AM, Mar. 7, 2008 .. 2 comments .. Link

DAILY THOUGHTS FROM DOGS AND CATS

From a Dog's Diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary:

Day 683 of my captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates of what I am capable. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!

Major Quote: I strive to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

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9:52 AM, Mar. 7, 2008 .. Posted by baptistgrits
LOL! Thats really cute! I read it out loud to my family too! We all really liked that! ~Kate

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6:23 AM, Mar. 8, 2008 .. Posted by MiryClay
Hi Jeanne!

Thank you for your prayers. I appreciate them. I haven't been around blogland much either. I've just been writing a post occasionally. I try to get around to visit everyone at least once a month. "TRY" LOL.

I love the thought of the cat. We have 2 cats that are outside cats b/c one Christmas when we put up the tree, they started peeing under it and digging at the carpet. We since made them outside cats, and had to replace the carpeting and even some of the drywall on the lower half of the wall. ;o(

Love you,
Lori