Dazed and not sure what to think

Mar. 21, 2006 - Is there a nice way to say I told you so?

#1 says to me:  Mom?  Why am I breathing so funny?  I can't stop.

 

Mama's reply:  Get a bowl.

 

#1:  I don't have to barf!!

 

Mama's more stern reply:  GET A BOWL!

 

#1:  But I am NOT going to barf. 

 

Mama's even more stern reply:  NOW.  GO TO THE CUPBOARD.  GET A BOWL.

 

#1:  Alright (as he grudgingly starts digging through the plastics cupboard)(grumbling the entire time)

 

Less than a minute later, with bowl on his lap, he uses it.

 

Flu has struck my house. 

 

But you know--I have only been pregnant 6 times, barfing countless times and I know nothing about vomitting.  I did not say I told you so.

 

But I really wanted to.

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Mar. 23, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by CreativeHomeschooling

That reminds me of when my kids say that their tummy hurts. I always say, "go to the bathroom" which they don't think at the time they have to do. They almost always come out and say, I feel much better now. Momma's so smart. LOL

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