try this one:
Tim: wanna hear a plane joke?
Tom: Sure why not.
Tim: Never mind, it's probably way over your head.
what! you did'nt think that was funny? okay, but this will keep you laughing for years.
A man walked into a plane and sat down. He heard the loudspeaker say 'this is your automatic captain. Everything is automated in this plane. Automatic snacks, automatic landing gear, automatic everything. You have nothing to fear, nothing can go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk, go wrong, ckk...
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