So in his new job as plant manager, Jim has to thoroughly understand all the processes that are run in his plant. One thing they have have him doing is "fixing" the batches that come out substandard. So whenever (and I mean WHENEVER--middle of the night, five times a night...) a bad batch is run, he gets a call from the plant, they give him the quality control numbers, he writes them down, plugs them into a calculator, does some math and advises them on what to do to get the batch  back "in spec."

So the other day he got a call. The guy starts to give him the numbers, and Jim says, "Hang on--let me get a writing implement." The guy at the other end yells, "Hey, Chuck--you owe me $5--he said 'implement.'"!!!

And that's my funny for today.

Unless it's also a funny that the Punkie saw the kitchen garbage can without a bag, went to the cupboard, got out a bag and put it in...now if only the REST of the family could do that...

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