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• Oct. 10, 2005 - Feminine Hygiene and Pine Sol...why didn't I think of that?

Oh dear! Harriette's comment under the grocery store agenda entry made me laugh and I had to post what it brought to mind!  Yesterday while my hubby and I were at Safeway, I couldn't locate the feminine hygiene products for the life of me.  I peered up and down the aisles in the hopes that I would spot them but resorted to reading the signs placed for shoppers' convenience...

Well, lo and behold, once I read it, it was all so clear...why hadn't I thought of it?!  Of course they were in the cleaning supply aisle!  I told my husband the only logic this sort of categorizing brought to mind must have followed this sort of thought process...

*Male store manager overhears a woman patron in the feminine hygiene aisle complaining that they really should place these products in a place where women could have more privacy.

*Male store manager contemplates the best aisle where women would not be invaded by the gocking or insensitively oblivious male species and smiles at his realization.

*Male store manager has all feminine hygiene products moved to the cleaning supply aisle and goes home to his wife with a feeling of great accomplishment.

**Foot in mouth disclaimer:  Please allow me to apologize if the phrase "gocking or insensitively oblivious male species" has offended anyone!  I will be the first to say that my hubby is absolutely wonderful and does practically ALL of our grocery shopping.  It was merely a portrayal of fictitious characters that were plagued with stereotypical tendencies - a far cry from my own reality and most of yours, I'm sure!

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• Oct. 10, 2005 - This is hilarious!

Oh, I'm so glad you shared this ... I needed the chuckle!
Kris
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• Oct. 10, 2005 - See?

Posted by Harriette
they got you, too??? bet those fairies were in disguise as a stereotypical male store mgr......I think they are Mensa fairies......it's all an I.Q. test!

;-)
H~
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• Oct. 10, 2005 - ROTFLOL

Thanks for the laugh!

Blessings,
Amy Beth <><
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• Oct. 11, 2005 - Reading your post was like a 100 watt light bulb went on!

Posted by MiraclesHappen
Harriette, how funny is that?! I was just telling my husband the day before yesterday that I enjoy the Mensa cards we have because he was saying how much I dislike visual puzzles...anyway, I was trying to explain that I did like them but apparently only certain types like "those cards we have" (I couldn't remember the name for the life of me).
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