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Oh dear! Harriette's
comment under the grocery store agenda entry made me laugh and I had to
post what it brought to mind! Yesterday while my hubby and I were
at Safeway, I couldn't locate the feminine hygiene products for the
life of me. I peered up and down the aisles in the hopes that I
would spot them but resorted to reading the signs placed for shoppers'
convenience...
Well,
lo and behold, once I read it, it was all so clear...why hadn't I
thought of it?! Of course they were in the cleaning supply
aisle! I told my husband the only logic this sort of categorizing
brought to mind must have followed this sort of thought process...
*Male
store manager overhears a woman patron in the feminine hygiene aisle
complaining that they really should place these products in a place
where women could have more privacy.
*Male
store manager contemplates the best aisle where women would not be
invaded by the gocking or insensitively oblivious male species and
smiles at his realization.
*Male
store manager has all feminine hygiene products moved to the cleaning
supply aisle and goes home to his wife with a feeling of great
accomplishment.
**Foot
in mouth disclaimer: Please allow me to apologize if the phrase
"gocking or insensitively oblivious male species" has offended
anyone! I will be the first to say that my hubby is absolutely
wonderful and does practically ALL of our grocery shopping. It
was merely a portrayal of fictitious characters that were plagued with
stereotypical tendencies - a far cry from my own reality and most of
yours, I'm sure!
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• Oct. 10, 2005 - This is hilarious!
Kris