These are funny.  I put a * by the ones that are so true when it comes to me and my family.

You Might Be a Homeschooler If....
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*You come to school in your PJ's.
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*Your biology lab consists of assisting in your sibling's birth.
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*Your stacks of books to check out is taller than the librarian.
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*Your PE comes from chasing siblings around.
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Your school bus is a 9 passenger van.
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You consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.
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*(it's probably true!) Your father has ever told the check-out lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip."
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Your social life is viewed by some to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine
monk.
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Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin.
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**You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before your can start school.
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The signatures on your diploma all end with the same last name.
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Everyone else in the world is referred to as "Non-homies."
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Your Mother's wardrobe consists primarily of denim jumpers.
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*Your first real date is on your honeymoon.
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The word 'homework' sounds like an foreign language.
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*Your yearbook is also your babybook.
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*A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school work.
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*You enjoy the pastime of watching public school kids walk home from school.
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*You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends yet.
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*You think that public-school-kid is an insult of the highest degree.
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*Health class consists of eating breakfast.
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You have to decide what year you want to graduate.
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You are always late but just call it "homeschooler time."
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*You can remember nearly every single day you went to public school.
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*The teacher can kiss the principal, and no one thinks it's unusual.
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**You get to school and the teacher asks you if you've done all your chores.
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