By Sprite A.

There once was a girl who really liked Ritz crackers. One day, she

discovered a bunch of Ritz in a jar on her kitchen table. Very excited,

she reached her hand into the jar, planning to pull out a bunch of

scrumptious crackers. But her hand was so completely bulging with

crackers, so she couldn’t get her hand out of the jar. She really hoped

to eat the crackers, so she stubbornly refused to let go of the handful.

After an hour went past, and the silly girl still had not gotten to eat the

crackers, she got extremely distressed and started to sob. Her Mother

heard her, and came into the kitchen. When she perceived the silly

task of her daughter she explained, "Stupid daughter of mine, Just be

satisfied with fewer crackers. Then you will not be so dramatically

disturbed." But her daughter did no listen to the smart, intelligent

woman, and sat by the jar of crackers for the rest of her life.

The End.

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Question of the day:

Do you think my story was~

A. Totally stupid and so not worth reading or even thinking about.

B. So awesome, something I would want to print off and post on my bedroom wall.

C. Funny and Happy, something that I enjoyed reading even though it was pretty stupid.

Guess what everybody?

We got free movie tickets to see Charlie and the Chocoalate (play) this 2morrow!  I can't wait.  I made a friend named Steven when we were doing the Wizard Of Oz play last Summer, I hope he is doing this play so I could see him again.  That would be awesome.  He is really fun.