So I just can't believe it.  I just can't.  It is SO hot.  Like, major.  Lets see, wasn't it just last week when there was SNOW on the ground, now, it is 85 degrees!!  What in the set of jumping crocidiles is up with that!  Oh my gosh!  It is completely and totally insane.  HELP!!!

Yesterday I had fun with Kerra.  Sarah too, Sarah left early, though.  We finished our degas pics, too. For writing class we had homework to do our story over again in a finished draft.  I did that today.  I will post it below.  I went roller skating in the road with Kerra's help.  I love my new roller skates.  (Well, not really new.  My dad got them 4 me @ a garage sale for my b-day.)

OMG it is so hot.

Hey, here is my (new version of a) story.  If you want to read my origanal, it is on one of my other posts below.  Btw, if you hate reading stupid stories, don't read this!

The Girl who didn’t Listen to the Educated Pickle - Who Wasn’t Really a Pickle

By Sprite Always

There once was a girl named Chloe Surtan. But no one actually called her that. Everyone called

her Platypus. Anyway, she really, really, really, really, really, really (really) liked Ritz Crackers.

She practically owned the Ritz company she had bought so many boxes of the circular things!

One day, she discovered a bunch of Ritz on a jar on her kitchen table. Very excited, Platypus

reached her hand into the jar, planning to pull out a bunch of scrumptious crackers,. But her hand

was so completely bulging with crackers, so she couldn’t get her hand out of the jar. (And to

think, she didn’t even think to save some for her brother, Yogi Pollen Chang-Chang Surtan.)

She really hoped to eat the crackers, so she stubbornly refused to let go of the handful. She’s

pretty selfish for not being a fish. And she doesn’t even climb up hills and get bananas or

strawberries!

After an hour went past, and the dingy girl had still not gotten to eat the crackers, she got

extremely distressed and started to sob. Her Mother heard her, and came into the kitchen. When

she perceived the silly task of her daughter, she explained, "Stupid daughter of mine, just be

satisfied with fewer crackers. Then you will not be so dramatically disturbed." But Platypus did

not listen the her smart, educated pickle of a mother, and sat by the jar of crackers for the rest of

her life.

The End.

Afterward

Well, Platypus (or Chloe) lived a pretty flipping long life for not having anything to eat or drink. She lived to be one hundred and thirteen years old, sobbing all the way. What a great life!

Mrs. Surtan couldn’t ever sell the house, because nobody wanted to live with a sobbing Ritz freak, and Platypus refused to leave.

Yogi Pollen Chang-Chang found a wonderful wife. He never could remember her name, though. He met her at the University For Dummies, and he found it extremely romantic how she would go around saying "ribbit."