How did rocks get on the roof you ask***.  Well, that is a lesson for a different day!

For those of you who have  troublesome rocks on your roof, I will now teach you how to get them off.

First get on the roof, of course do this with someone watching you. (preferable someone with a camera)

Gather rocks,  that have somehow gotten themselves on to the roof and toss them one at a time to the ground. Be very sure not to hit anything or anyone.

Once the roof has been cleared of all rocks you must get you down. Please do not toss yourself to the ground!!  Important note: it is much easier to get on the roof than it is to get off.  So to remove yourself safely (safety experts will question this, I am sure) have your trampoline place near the roof so you can JUMP off of the roof. Please make very sure you jump inside of the net if it is installed.  Please note: when jumping you must do it with complete joy or the act itself looses something.

There you have just learnt how to safely remove rocks and yourself from the roof.

End of lesson.

***Do you really need the lesson on why or how those darn rocks got on the roof??  Yeah I didnt think so ; )