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Sep. 26, 2007 - How to drive Mama nuts

HOW TO DRIVE MAMA NUTS

Step 1: Pull apart your big sister's doll crib and fashion yourself a hobbit-sized ladder. Proceed to climb up big brother and big sister's bunk beds.

 

Step 2: Make sure you nearly fall from the bed at least 6 times. You'll get more of a reaction that way.

 

Step 3: When you get to the top, smile impishly at Mama, who really should not be taking your picture right now. Decide immediately that Mama needs to get you down.

Repeat throughout the day, especially when Mama is sitting down to nurse your little brother.

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